My Funeral

[Doon frae Troon]

Quite amazed that no one has done the poor golfers ashes scattering joke yet.
That normally pops up VERY frequently.

I once wanted mine scattered on the 7th tee at Gullane 1 so that, with a good westerly wind, half of me would end up on Muirfield turf.

 

[bigslice]

Quite amazed that no one has done the poor golfers ashes scattering joke yet.
That normally pops up VERY frequently.

I once wanted mine scattered on the 7th tee at Gullane 1 so that, with a good westerly wind, half of me would end up on Muirfield turf.

we scattered my papas down at turnberry (in the rough, lol)
you cud scatter yours in straiton and let the winfarm quietly blow you out to Ailsa Craig

 

[williamalex1]

I hate it when peple don't use the presents i've given them.
I hope theres not a lot of my old pals left to go to my funeral, i told the wife her tune will be dance the night away by the mavericks, check out the words, only joking dear .areeba

 

[HotDogAssassin]

My uncle arranged his wake for last Easter just so he could enjoy it with friends and family. He also had "wakeII" between Xmas and New Year. He now wants another rehearsal, "Wake, the BBQ" later in the summer. He's into his 80's now, and quite poorly but he actually revels in his wake's.

He should call his next one "Still aWake"

 

[Doon frae Troon]

He should call his next one "Still aWake"

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