My Funeral

[Doon frae Troon]

http://www.creativecoffins.com/coffins/golf-2/

Just chosen the coffin

 

[sydney greenstreet]

I would'nt be seen dead in that .

 

[Doon frae Troon]

No pun intended but the 'going out' song will be The Greatest Flame by Runrig [or perhaps Everybody's Talking by Nillson].

 

[CMAC]

http://www.creativecoffins.com/coffins/golf-2/

Just chosen the coffin

what on earth were you searching for to come up with that

it is funny though :rofl:

 

[StrangelyBrown]

I want to be pushed out to sea in a burning Viking longboat with Led Zep's "Immigrant Song" blaring out of a nearby stereo.

Valhalla, I am coming...

 

[HotDogAssassin]

Would be good with the logo "Get in the hole!"

 

[StrangelyBrown]

Would be good with the logo "Get in the hole!"

:rofl:

 

[rosecott]

7 years ago my son bought for me a burial plot in a woodland burial site. I haven't had the opportunity to use it yet.

 

[stevie_r]

My funeral music depends on the method of my final disposal:

Cremation - Light my fire, the Doors, the really long version
Burial - Going underground, The Jam

 

[dufferman]

I've always fancied Deeper Underground by Jamiroquai... or Bohemian Rhapsody, just to make everyone stand and listen to the whole song with all the hard rock bits. Apparently it is a very popular song for a funeral!

 

[Rooter]

7 years ago my son bought for me a burial plot in a woodland burial site. I haven't had the opportunity to use it yet.

Happy birthday dad!!

To be fair, while a morbid subject, i went to see my grandparents the other week, asked what they had been up to, they said they had been to book and pay for their funerals. Sensible thinking, they signed their house to my mum 15 years ago to "avoid" inheritance tax etc..

 

[CMAC]

Would be good with the logo "Get in the hole!"

Genius :rofl:

 

[Hobbit]

"Life of Brian" for me.

Regards, Brian

 

[JPH]

Would be good with the logo "Get in the hole!"

Spot on

 

[6inchcup]

i have also planned mine,got the plot in the woodland cemetery but was planning to give everyone who turned up a cd with a little introduction from me and the music i had chosen for the service,just picturing peoples faces when they stuck it on the car stereo months later and heard me telling a few jokes makes me chuckle.

 

[Doon frae Troon]

what on earth were you searching for to come up with that

it is funny though :rofl:

Cardboard Coffins.

It is a joke in our house as we have an antique old oak coat cupboard in our hall that is the size of a coffin. My wife loves it and wants to be buried in it.

 

[stevie_r]

i have also planned mine,got the plot in the woodland cemetery but was planning to give everyone who turned up a cd with a little introduction from me and the music i had chosen for the service,just picturing peoples faces when they stuck it on the car stereo months later and heard me telling a few jokes makes me chuckle.

you do jokes?

 

[Doon frae Troon]

Changed my mind I want the 'Rest in Peas' one on page 6.

 

[6inchcup]

you do jokes?

because I'm a bit of a joker and have hundreds of one liners also just the thought of them hearing my voice

 

[SatchFan]

Seeing as "In the hole" has already been taken I'll go for "Ashed potato".