Mistakes when searching for something on the Internet

[Khamelion]

Just to make my 3000th post a little fun, my other half told me a story today about a friend she works with. This friend, her boyfriends brother is a choreographer and is doing something for the BBC, no idea what, anyway she puts a post up on facebook about this. Later on she decides to search for what it is the dancer is doing, so she googles BBC and got one hell of a surprise.

Back in the day it was also fun to tell someone you were into water skiing and get them to do a search for water sports, that would raise a chuckle or two when the search results came back.

Any others you have innocently search for and got a different reply back?

 

[Deleted member 15344]

Just to make my 3000th post a little fun, my other half told me a story today about a friend she works with. This friend, her boyfriends brother is a choreographer and is doing something for the BBC, no idea what, anyway she puts a post up on facebook about this. Later on she decides to search for what it is the dancer is doing, so she googles BBC and got one hell of a surprise.

Back in the day it was also fun to tell someone you were into water skiing and get them to do a search for water sports, that would raise a chuckle or two when the search results came back.

Any others you have innocently search for and got a different reply back?

Remember one of the guys was told to search for blue waffle telling him it was food ( warning - the search will burn your eyes )

The images it appears scarred him for life

 

[rosecott]

My friends at the golf club do not believe this but I swear it is true. I am a little bit of a word game fanatic and this particular game threw up "knitting" as a clue to the answer, This is what I got when I googled "knitting":

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2013/12/03/vaginal-knitting-casting-off-my-womb_n_4378006.html

 

[lobthewedge]

Mother in law was doing the springwatch bird survey and searched Google images to check the plumage on a particular feathered friend.

 

[Maninblack4612]

If you are looking for material to lengthen your clubs don't Google "butt plugs" Most of the results are unlikely to be relevant.

 

[drewster]

"Lemon Party" was a good one back in the day to get your mates at work

 

[ColchesterFC]

I've got a bad back and recently did a month's work in an office in Scotland. My back was playing up so thought I'd go and see someone to ease the pain. Some of the services offered if you Google " Aberdeen massage" certainly wouldn't have fixed my back but would certainly have taken my mind off it for an hour or two.

 

[Papas1982]

Just to make my 3000th post a little fun, my other half told me a story today about a friend she works with. This friend, her boyfriends brother is a choreographer and is doing something for the BBC, no idea what, anyway she puts a post up on facebook about this. Later on she decides to search for what it is the dancer is doing, so she googles BBC and got one hell of a surprise.

Back in the day it was also fun to tell someone you were into water skiing and get them to do a search for water sports, that would raise a chuckle or two when the search results came back.

Any others you have innocently search for and got a different reply back?

A colleague at work has rather unusual taste in music. One band (butthole surfers) is a group I wouldn't wanna use google for.

 

[FairwayDodger]

Many years ago when I first got my parents online I was telling my dad about the wonders of the internet and how he could find just about anything he was interested in just by doing a google search. To try it out he suggested we see what it had on his football team..... Queen of the South.....

 

[StrangelyBrown]

If you're going to Google "Gary Oldman", don't leave out the R

 

[HomerJSimpson]

I thought she asked if I was interested in an orgy. Turns out she really said "4G." My apologies to the lady at the Vodafone kiosk. That was embarrasing

 

[tugglesf239]

A colleague at work has rather unusual taste in music. One band (butthole surfers) is a group I wouldn't wanna use google for.

I am a massive Butthole surfers fan

Cracking band

(but yeah, best not google it on your works laptop )

 

[Dellboy]

Friends mum asked if I knew anywhere she could pick up a cheap car, told her I knew a car auction place called Black bush , told her to search on line for it ! ( forgot to tell her its spelt Blackbushe ) got a funny look next time I popped round.