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[Dando]

I'd have to divorce MrsA first and I'm not sure I could afford it.

could she not have a tragic knitting accident?

 

[HomerJSimpson]

could she not have a tragic knitting accident?

Fishing wire at the top of the stairs

 

[Dando]

Fishing wire at the top of the stairs

Too obvious mate

 

[GreiginFife]

could she not have a tragic knitting accident?

Freak boating accident?

Like really freak...

Not even at sea.

 

[RichA]

These are all great suggestions, but I could just share the recipe.

 

[GreiginFife]

Feel free to share the recipe.

You have mail

 

[Deleted member 29109]

If you fancy trying to make your own coating:
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The difference between KFC and making your own, is that KFC have pressure friers. Even with the same spice mix it’s almost impossible to recreate the same cooking environment at home.