Married man selling clubs..

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Saw this one on Twitter a few weeks back!

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My wife is the complete antithesis to the wife in ad. She lets me play where and when and within reason buy what I want. The guy in the ad will be hen pecked for the whole marriage

This ^

I am very lucky, my wife is pleased I am taking exercise and knows that I a more relaxed and nicer person to be around after a bot of fun with the lads at the end of a hard week.

I have mates who actually say "I'm not allowed to play this weekend". I simply cannot fathom what sort of a life that is. It's not for me I can tell you that.
 
I previously suggested that the man in question resort to physical violence in order he could get his point across. Whilst I thought this was a reasonable answer to the problem, some others didn't, so I appologise to anyone who found my post offensive.

I have given the problem a great deal of thought, and have come up with a plan "B". I would suggest the gentleman in question go and play as often as possible, and then spend at least an hour in the 19th afterwards. As a result of this she will either learn to live with his hobby, or leave him. Either way he can't lose, as he will either get to play golf, or lose a wife who is obviously substandard, and not fit for the purpose.

I have been married for about a hundred years now, and am quite lucky. Whilst my wife no longer looks very nice, she is always happy to see the back of me for a few hours. I have friends with demanding wives, and it's not uncommon for these woman to make unreasonable time demands. Once a man gives into these demands he is going to go down that slippery slope and end up in the land of misery.

If any of you have any relationship issues you would like to discuss, please don't hesitate to send me a PM, as my consultation rates are very reasonable.
 
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