The Doctor asked my wife "Have you ever looked at your husband's face during sex?"
She said "Just once. He got really angry".
The Doctor asked "Why?"
She said "He was looking in through the window at the time".
So that’s what the noise isThe Mrs phone alarm is going off...keeps getting louder and louder....and she can't seem to turn it off...the language is almost as loud and choice....
At this rate I'm going to have to hit the phone with a hammer or she'll wake the whole street.....![]()