Laughter - the best medicine

[Norrin Radd]

If ignorance is bliss ,why are there so many people who are peed off

 

[Pin-seeker]

https://twitter.com/x/status/2037247909595332766

 

[SwingsitlikeHogan]

If ignorance is bliss ,why are there so many people who are peed off

Cos these days it's so very hard to be completely uninformed on any matter..albeit that sometimes what is known can be utter rubbish.

 

[Slime]

 

[Sid Rixon IV]

I went to court yesterday and, after an 8 hour trial, I plead guilty. The judge said "Why didn't you just plead guilty at the outset instead of just wasting everyone's time!!"
I said "I thought I was innocent until I heard all the evidence!"

 

[Voyager EMH]

I was found guilty.
When the judge asked if I had anything to say before sentencing, I touched my lapel badge, put my chin to my chest and said, "One to beam up."

 

[Sid Rixon IV]

If you empty all the receipts out of your wife's purse, flatten them out nicely,. then put two staples on one side. you'll have a tiny little book called "Why I'm permanently skint"

 

[Slime]

 

[Sid Rixon IV]

 

[Sid Rixon IV]

 

[NearHull]

I’ve written here on before about buying cheap golf socks. It looks as if the whole batch is defective!

 

[Billysboots]

 

[Sid Rixon IV]

If you're having an argument with your wife and she grabs a knife, grab some ham and mustard.
Her female instincts will kick in and she'll make you a sandwich.

 

[venger]

 

[Slime]

 

[Hobbit]

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That’s brilliant!

Simple but it tickled me…

 

[venger]

 

[srixon 1]

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no idea why that is funny?

 

[Sid Rixon IV]

Girls at the beach

 

[Sid Rixon IV]

Guys at the beach