Laughter - the best medicine

I went to court yesterday and, after an 8 hour trial, I plead guilty. The judge said "Why didn't you just plead guilty at the outset instead of just wasting everyone's time!!"
I said "I thought I was innocent until I heard all the evidence!"
 
If you empty all the receipts out of your wife's purse, flatten them out nicely,. then put two staples on one side. you'll have a tiny little book called "Why I'm permanently skint"
 
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