Laughter - the best medicine

[SatchFan]

 

[nickjdavis]

 

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[jim8flog]

 

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[Tashyboy]

So Layla Tash says this morning whilst having breakfast “ what’s the oldest thing in the kitchen that works” apparently “ Nanna” is not the right answer.
Two days ago she asked Nanna Tash “ What does Rank mean”. So Nanna goes into great length how it has different meanings “ like how you can rate things from rammel to good, or as she was eating a chilli she had made. If it was rubbish, you could say this chilli is rank, meaning not very good”.
Layla looked quizzical and then said “ so what does *ank mean” ( swop the R in rank for a W), missis T nearly Coughed her chilli across the room. She said “ that’s a swear word”. Layla said she won’t ever say that word again.

 

[Doon frae Troon]

One of my Birthday cards had a gardener standing in his potting shed with his troosers around his ankles saying 'Im ready for you dear'
Wife walks past and says 'Fork I said I needed a fork'

 

[Sid Rixon IV]

One of my Birthday cards had a gardener standing in his potting shed with his troosers around his ankles saying 'Im ready for you dear'
Wife walks past and says 'Fork I said I needed a fork'

I once bought a card for my mate on his 50th that shocked even me when I saw it, but I couldn't resist it.
(I did buy him a "proper card).
On the front it said "Jesus's loves us all"
Inside it said "Except you. He thinks you're a right ####"
He took it well.
In fact it was his favourite amongst all the other jokey ones about golf and getting old.

 

[Tashyboy]

One of my Birthday cards had a gardener standing in his potting shed with his troosers around his ankles saying 'Im ready for you dear'
Wife walks past and says 'Fork I said I needed a fork'

Happy birthday doon. A day wasted looking for a fork.

 

[AmandaJR]

 

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[Sid Rixon IV]

 

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I walked up to my boss and asked, "Where do you want this roll of bubble wrap?''
He said "Just pop it in the corner''.


Took me three bloody hours!

 

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