Laughter - the best medicine

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[Sid Rixon IV]

 

[nickjdavis]

 

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I was just asked if I could name a country without an R in the name.


I said "No way"

 

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I went to A&E today and told the nurse I'd been bitten by a wolf.

She said "Where?"

I said "No, regular."

She stared at me for ten minutes.

 

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[jim8flog]

 

[jim8flog]

Not sure which warning to be more wary of

 

[CliveW]

Not sure which warning to be more wary of

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Never eat yellow snow!

 

[jim8flog]

Never eat yellow snow!

I was thinking about adding the ice to my drink

 

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[nickjdavis]

The better half told me earlier today that she'd had the idea that it might be nice to buy me a 60 year old (yes... Sixty) whisky for my 60th birthday in February and had been doing some research.

Needless to say I wont be getting a 60 yo whisky for my birthday.

 

[Doon frae Troon]

The better half told me earlier today that she'd had the idea that it might be nice to buy me a 60 year old (yes... Sixty) whisky for my 60th birthday in February and had been doing some research.

Needless to say I wont be getting a 60 yo whisky for my birthday.

Some experts say that once a whisky gets past 40 to 50 years in the cask it spoils and is not worth drinking
It holds its ££££ value because of it's rarity, so basically an investment.
I have sampled a few old drams and can honestly say that the only one that impressed me was a 50 year old Ben Nevis.

For me a 10 to 15 year old whisky is the best per buck.

 

[ManinBlack]

The better half told me earlier today that she'd had the idea that it might be nice to buy me a 60 year old (yes... Sixty) whisky for my 60th birthday in February and had been doing some research.

Needless to say I wont be getting a 60 yo whisky for my birthday.

A couple of years ago I sold a miniature of Mc.Callan 1973. It fetched between £300 & £400, can't remember exactly. It could've been filled with anything, I don't suppose anyone will ever drink it.

 

[Sid Rixon IV]

 

[nickjdavis]

Ring Ring...

"Hello, is that the cricket club"

"Yes"

"Could I speak with Mike please?"

"I'm sorry, he is in at the moment, I'll get him to call you back when he is out"

 

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[venger]