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I hear that a lot of British gnomes are also removed .. apparently a lot of people ‘accidentally fall on gnomes’ during Xmas parties
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I can remember the day when I walked in the club bar and was asked "How'd you do?" and replied "Personal Best!"
When asked "Go on", I replied
"I still have the ball I started with!" and I was genuinely chuffed!
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After having dug to a depth of 10 feet last year, French scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 200 years and came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network more than 150 years ago.
Not to be outdone by the French: in the weeks that followed, American archaeologists dug to a depth of 20 feet before finding traces of copper wire. Shortly afterwards, they published an article in the New York Times saying : "American archaeologists, having found traces of 250-year-old copper wire, have concluded that their ancestors already had an advanced high-tech communications network 50 years earlier than the French."
A few weeks later, ‘The British Archaeological Society of Northern England reported the following: "After digging down to a depth of 33 feet in the Skipton area of North Yorkshire in 2011, Charlie Hardcastle, a self-taught local amateur archaeologist, reported that he had found absolutely bugger all. Charlie has therefore concluded that 250 years ago, Britain had already gone wireless."
Just makes you bloody proud to be British.
Not to be outdone by the French: in the weeks that followed, American archaeologists dug to a depth of 20 feet before finding traces of copper wire. Shortly afterwards, they published an article in the New York Times saying : "American archaeologists, having found traces of 250-year-old copper wire, have concluded that their ancestors already had an advanced high-tech communications network 50 years earlier than the French."
A few weeks later, ‘The British Archaeological Society of Northern England reported the following: "After digging down to a depth of 33 feet in the Skipton area of North Yorkshire in 2011, Charlie Hardcastle, a self-taught local amateur archaeologist, reported that he had found absolutely bugger all. Charlie has therefore concluded that 250 years ago, Britain had already gone wireless."
Just makes you bloody proud to be British.
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"Since my memory left me
I found a new place to dwell
It's down the end of..............
Oh bugger!"
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I found a new place to dwell
It's down the end of..............
Oh bugger!"
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I remember 2025 like it was yesterday!!
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A new Pharaoh has been discovered in Egypt, buried and covered in chocolate.
They believe it's Pharaoh Roshay.
They believe it's Pharaoh Roshay.
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Last night I accidentally swallowed a bottle of invisible ink.
I'm now in hospital waiting to be seen.
I'm now in hospital waiting to be seen.
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seen today on FB. I have got this voucher but do not know where the shop is (part 1)
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The town since renovations started
The town since renovations started
