Laughter - the best medicine

[ManinBlack]

Now I feel somewhat contrite after hearing the news just now about Chris Rea.

Just been listening to Glen Campbell's "Long Black Limousine" Don't suppose Chris Reah ever recorded that.

 

[Imurg]

 

[Slime]

 

[sunshine]

3 clubs walk in to a bar

"I'll have a pint" says the 6 iron
"I'll have a whisky" says the wedge
The barman turns to the third club and asks
"What can I get you"
the third club replies "nothing for me I am the driver".

Did you just make that up?

 

[venger]

 

[Imurg]

 

[Imurg]

 

[Tashyboy]

PP pal of mine came back from Vienna yesterday. He loved it however. He had one gripe. The tea bags were crap

 

[Imurg]

PP pal of mine came back from Vienna yesterday. He loved it however. He had one gripe. The tea bags were crap

I'm sorry....this means nothing to me........

 

[Tashyboy]

I'm sorry....this means nothing to me........

You spend a fortune going to Vienna and moan about tea bags

 

[Arthur Wedge]

You spend a fortune going to Vienna and moan about tea bags

Whoooooosssshhhh

 

[Pin-seeker]

You spend a fortune going to Vienna and moan about tea bags

Should have packed some Yorkshire tea

 

[GreiginFife]

I'm sorry....this means nothing to me........

Bravo sir, bravo!

 

[jim8flog]

 

[venger]

https://twitter.com/x/status/2003557794306490665

 

[Sid Rixon IV]

 

[Slime]

I couldn't start my car yesterday, and when I opened the bonnet I found a bat sitting on the engine.
It said "My word, you're a handsome young man, and don't you dress well - very stylish."
I knew at once what the problem was ........................................................................ bat flattery.

 

[venger]

 

[Slime]

 

[Sid Rixon IV]

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Struggling here....
it's not clamp your ham is it?