Laughter - the best medicine

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[Pants]

I miss the good old days when I sat in my office handing out humbugs to anyone having the audacity to wish me a Happy Xmas.
I'm lying, I don't miss sitting in the office.

 

[nickjdavis]

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I really hope there is a plantation owner in SE Asia or the Amazon using this image to promote its latex production.

 

[Imurg]

 

[Imurg]

 

[Sid Rixon IV]

 

[jim8flog]

 

[Sid Rixon IV]

 

[Slime]

Noddy Holder was caught eating at the back of the class. The Teacher shouted,
"Holder" what are eating?
He shouted back.
"IT'S CRISPS MISS"

 

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[Sid Rixon IV]

 

[venger]

 

[SatchFan]

Terrible news for Chris Rea. His car has failed its MOT.

 

[NearHull]

Terrible news for Chris Rea. His car has failed its MOT.

The MoT was introduced in 1960. Chris Rea recorded Driving Home for Christmas in 1986. Golf Monthly Forums started in 2006. From my in depth Investigation , I conclude that this joke has appeared on this Forum every year for the past 19 years.

Thank you.

 

[Sid Rixon IV]

A bit like Slade's "Merry Xmas Everybody".
Oldies but Goldies

 

[SatchFan]

The MoT was introduced in 1960. Chris Rea recorded Driving Home for Christmas in 1986. Golf Monthly Forums started in 2006. From my in depth Investigation , I conclude that this joke has appeared on this Forum every year for the past 19 years.

Thank you.

A true Christmas tradition.

 

[Norrin Radd]

The MoT was introduced in 1960. Chris Rea recorded Driving Home for Christmas in 1986. Golf Monthly Forums started in 2006. From my in depth Investigation , I conclude that this joke has appeared on this Forum every year for the past 19 years.

Thank you.

You would think he would get rid of that car if it can't pass an MOT every year .

 

[Slime]

I just stole a turkey from ASDA.
Security man ran after me shouting, "Oy, what are you doing with that?"
So I shouted back,
"Potatoes, peas, sprouts & gravy".