Laughter - the best medicine

[Sid Rixon IV]

And that's when the fight started,......

My wife said "What's on TV?"
I said "Dust"

I left to play golf at 7.30. It hammered down so I went home, slipped back into bed and said " It's hammering down out there". Half awake my wife said "Can you believe the stupid sod is playing golf?"

For our anniversary my wife said she'd like something shiny that went from 0 to 150 in 5 seconds. I got her some bathroom scales.

 

[Sid Rixon IV]

 

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[Sid Rixon IV]

 

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I'm thinking of having a tattoo for my birthday next year ...................................... but I don't like bagpipes and my garden's not big enough!

 

[Doon frae Troon]

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Can I also buy three dead wasps.

 

[jim8flog]

 

[Pants]

 

[SatchFan]

 

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[PhilTheFragger]

For @Captainron

 

[Mudball]

For those who follow cricket… timely reminder from the Kiwis

 

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I have a friend who's a sewage worker, although his heart's not in it.





He's just going through the motions.

 

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Just started a job as a radio repairman.

Turns out I'm a DAB hand at it!

 

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[venger]