The bloke really doesn't want to come to the UK
. What were his parents thinking 
Todger Shrunk would be even worseCould be worse…..could be Todger Stunk
In polite conversation she will be able to refer to "My Todger."
Always a great response to the 'can you ever do anything right' shout.
That’s quite romantic better than what I got my wife whose a massive Harry Potter fan and I got thisAlways a great response to the 'can you ever do anything right' shout.
Yes, I chose to marry you.
55th anniversary coming up and I think I have won the card war this year.
It says
Love is finding the perfect partner to annoy for the rest of your life.
That's norra proppa toon short.