The Story of Easter:
While President Trump is traveling through Jerusalem, he has a heart attack and dies.
The undertaker tells the American diplomats accompanying him, "You can send him home for $50,000, or you can bury him here in the Holy Land for only $100."
The American diplomats go around a corner to discuss it for a few minutes. After a few minutes, they return to the undertaker and tell him that they want Donald Trump sent home. The undertaker is confused and asks, "Why would you want to spend $50,000 to send him home when it would be great to be buried here and you would only spend $100?"
The American diplomats respond, "A man died a long time ago, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. We just can't take the chance."