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The Grinder Of Pars (Semi Crocked)
Laughter - the best medicine
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An Alsatian went to a telegram office, took out a blank form and wrote: "Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof."
The clerk examined the paper and politely told the dog: "There are only nine words here. You could send another Woof for the same price."
"But," the dog replied, "that would make no sense at all."
The clerk examined the paper and politely told the dog: "There are only nine words here. You could send another Woof for the same price."
"But," the dog replied, "that would make no sense at all."
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A mate was prescribed liquid Viagra but got it muddled up with Tippex.
He woke up with an enormous correction.
He woke up with an enormous correction.
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I was warned not to take my Viagra at the same time as I took my other meds.
I ignored the warning and took it at the same time as my iron tablets.
I spent the whole night pointing North!
I ignored the warning and took it at the same time as my iron tablets.
I spent the whole night pointing North!
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It's well known that bees make honey, but what sort of bee makes milk?
Boobies!!!!
Boobies!!!!
