Laughter - the best medicine

[Slime]

 

[Slime]

The recipe said, “Set the oven to 180 degrees.”

Now I have no idea what to do, because the oven door is facing the wall.

 

[ColchesterFC]

I thought my wife was joking when she said she wanted to see a Monkees tribute band play in Switzerland. Then I saw her face, now I’m in Geneva.

 

[bobmac]

The recipe said, “Set the oven to 180 degrees.”

Now I have no idea what to do, because the oven door is facing the wall.

Are you going to tell the one about opening a tin and standing in hot water for 20 mins?

 

[bobmac]

I thought my wife was joking when she said she wanted to see a Monkees tribute band play in Switzerland. Then I saw her face, now I’m in Geneva.

For the younger (under 50) members of the forum......

 

[Slime]

I recently caught my kid chewing through the kettle lead.
I was shocked but resisted the urge to ground him.
I was positive but with just the right amount of negativity and now he's conducting himself properly

 

[ColchesterFC]

I had a mate that got struck by lightning while sitting on the toilet. He said it was a complete shock to the cistern.

 

[Slime]

 

[Dando]

 

[Dando]

Maybe it’s best they didn’t sit an exam

 

[srixon 1]

Maybe it’s best they didn’t sit an exam View attachment 32081

Lower case g in Gavin too. When I went to school names were proper nouns so had a capital first letter.

 

[Rooter]

Lower case g in Gavin too. When I went to school names were proper nouns so had a capital first letter.

Teachers does not need a capital either, D at best, see me after class.

 

[Slime]

Teachers does not need a capital either, D at best, see me after class.

No comma after the word 'grades'.
Very poor.

 

[Slime]

 

[bobmac]

Teachers does not need a capital either, D at best, see me after class.

You almost got me going there.

 

[Blue in Munich]

 

[Slime]

 

[Swinglowandslow]

Thank you all for these. A real pick- me -up.

 

[srixon 1]

Our ladies section have just made a "calender girls" calender for next year. Various poses around the golf course. All for a good cause so I will buy one. However, not sure if I am brave enough to look at the pictures. ?

 

[Norrin Radd]

Our ladies section have just made a "calender girls" calender for next year. Various poses around the golf course. All for a good cause so I will buy one. However, not sure if I am brave enough to look at the pictures. ?

photographic evidence on the forum or it didnt happen