Laughter - the best medicine

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[Sid Rixon IV]

Are you Irish ?

Actually, 50%.

 

[Sid Rixon IV]

Did He?
No! Doddy, Diddy's OK

When I worked, a distant memory, in a High Street "financial institution", one of my staff came to me and said "We've got a drunk in reception with a bottle of beer and a ciggie pestering the reception desk.
I went out and quickly assessed him as harmless but had to escort him, politely, off the premises.
As we got to the door he said "Hey, Ken Dodd's dog died last night".
And..... I said "Did he?"
To which he replied "No, Doddy".
Cue my staff falling about laughing.

Anyone remember Jimmy James, way back, top hat, dinner suit, white scarf, coming on stage "drunk" with a fag singing "Sugar in the morning...."
I swear it was his son!

 

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.....and they were rowing towards Scotland

 

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[Sid Rixon IV]

I went to a TV shop and they had one at a reduced price with a note saying, “volume control not working”’. I thought, “I can’t turn that down…”

 

[Sid Rixon IV]

My mates wife has just had quadruplets, all girls. He's a drummer, so they've called them Anna 1, Anna 2, Anna 3, Anna 4...

 

[Sid Rixon IV]

What? Me browsing Edinburgh Fring Festival jokes?
No!!

 

[Orikoru]

What? Me browsing Edinburgh Fring Festival jokes?
No!!

Both Tim Vine jokes I think?

 

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