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A couple of weeks ago I was walking the dog through the woods and met an attractive middle aged woman going the other way.
I had not seen her before and both she and the dog seemed friendly
She stopped and said 'that looks like a lovely warm coat you have on'
Yes I replied 'first time worn and I am very pleased with it, decided to treat myself to some new waterproofs and got these trousers as well'
Hmm 'very nice' she responded.
I carried on walking and thought that was a bit strange and slightly 'overfriendly'
Then the penny dropped, she was meaning the dogs tartan waterproof coat
Silly old fool.
I had not seen her before and both she and the dog seemed friendly
She stopped and said 'that looks like a lovely warm coat you have on'
Yes I replied 'first time worn and I am very pleased with it, decided to treat myself to some new waterproofs and got these trousers as well'
Hmm 'very nice' she responded.
I carried on walking and thought that was a bit strange and slightly 'overfriendly'
Then the penny dropped, she was meaning the dogs tartan waterproof coat
Silly old fool.
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You know what to wear next time!A couple of weeks ago I was walking the dog through the woods and met an attractive middle aged woman going the other way.
I had not seen her before and both she and the dog seemed friendly
She stopped and said 'that looks like a lovely warm coat you have on'
Yes I replied 'first time worn and I am very pleased with it, decided to treat myself to some new waterproofs and got these trousers as well'
Hmm 'very nice' she responded.
I carried on walking and thought that was a bit strange and slightly 'overfriendly'
Then the penny dropped, she was meaning the dogs tartan waterproof coat
Silly old fool.
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Dear Donald,
Following our lengthy discussions today, the two of us have decided upon courses of action very much in tune with your own.
Firstly we are going to take back control of the Suez Canal.
We are going to build a wall in the middle of the English Channel or La Manche.
We will be reclaiming our colonies in Canada and the USA.
We will give Alaska back to Russia and give Texas back to Mexico to keep those two countries sweet.
We will sell Hawaii and California to Japan to appease them and in order to fund these actions.
Finally we will mount yet another joint campaign to take back control of the Holy Land.
Vive La France and God Save The King,
Emmanuel and Keir.
Following our lengthy discussions today, the two of us have decided upon courses of action very much in tune with your own.
Firstly we are going to take back control of the Suez Canal.
We are going to build a wall in the middle of the English Channel or La Manche.
We will be reclaiming our colonies in Canada and the USA.
We will give Alaska back to Russia and give Texas back to Mexico to keep those two countries sweet.
We will sell Hawaii and California to Japan to appease them and in order to fund these actions.
Finally we will mount yet another joint campaign to take back control of the Holy Land.
Vive La France and God Save The King,
Emmanuel and Keir.
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