You know what to wear next time!A couple of weeks ago I was walking the dog through the woods and met an attractive middle aged woman going the other way.
I had not seen her before and both she and the dog seemed friendly
She stopped and said 'that looks like a lovely warm coat you have on'
Yes I replied 'first time worn and I am very pleased with it, decided to treat myself to some new waterproofs and got these trousers as well'
Hmm 'very nice' she responded.
I carried on walking and thought that was a bit strange and slightly 'overfriendly'
Then the penny dropped, she was meaning the dogs tartan waterproof coat
Silly old fool.