Laughter - the best medicine

[Tashyboy]

As part of Laylas sex education, she is a little confused as now all animals are girls. She has been corrected on that. And young Bradley Tash as part of his input said there are two sexes that need to make babies. Grandad Tash chirped in. “ there is an animal in the sea that can self impregnate itself but I cannot remember what it is”. Bradley looked at me and said “ I bet it is a sperm whale”.

 

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Met this girl and took her home to meet my parents

My dad whispered to me "where the hell did you meet her? she's cross eyed, bald, bow legged and she's got no teeth"

I said "no need to whisper dad, she's deaf"

 

[Tashyboy]

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Bet that’s gone to VAR

 

[jim8flog]

This is so our group in the hour leading up to our tee off time.

 

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[williamalex1]

Rip Tash.

 

[williamalex1]

Lol

 

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[Tashyboy]

So the kids have turned up this morning, am dropping them off at school before golf. Layla Tash is having a cuddle with Nanna and says “ I want to vote”. Nanna Tash says you cannot vote your not 18”. “ am gonna bang some lippy on and wear high heels, then I will be ok”.
She is then asked who she would vote for “ Donald Backside gas” she says. She was disappointed when it was pointed out he was American.

 

[Asian Dawn]

Apparently Jimi Hendrix owed Jabba the Hutt 15,000 credits

 

[Asian Dawn]

The England football team will not be voting in next week's General Election. They have no ability to find the box let alone put a cross in it.