Laughter - the best medicine

[ColchesterFC]

How do you identify a blind man on a nudist beach?

Well, it's not hard.

 

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Wife hits husband with a frying pan.
Husband "Ow. What was that for?"
Wife "I found a piece of paper in your jacket with the name Rebecca on it."
Husband "That is the name of a horse I was going to put a bet on. "
Wife "Oh. I'm really sorry."
Next day, wife hits husband with a frying pan again.
Husband "Ow. What was that for?"
Wife "Your horse is on the phone."

 

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[Pants]

Breaking news: the Celebrity Big Brother house has been burgled. Police are still trying to identify the victims.

 

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