Laughter - the best medicine

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[Tashyboy]

Just got back from the pub.
One of the lads was telling a story.
Two lads were in A Mitsubishi Evo going to Seahouses GC at Skegness. Driving up Kirklington Hill the car started juddering. They get another 40 miles down the rd and it starts juddering again so they got out and noticed smoke coming from the boot. Opens the boot and there’s a small fire started where the battery now is. Battery has been moved from the front end to put a bigger radiator in for an upgrade. The car was juddering because the golf clubs had slipped back and were touching the battery terminals. It welded the 4 and 5 iron together. The clubs were Taylormade burners.

 

[Mudball]

Just got back from the pub.
One of the lads was telling a story.
Two lads were in A Mitsubishi Evo going to Seahouses GC at Skegness. Driving up Kirklington Hill the car started juddering. They get another 40 miles down the rd and it starts juddering again so they got out and noticed smoke coming from the boot. Opens the boot and there’s a small fire started where the battery now is. Battery has been moved from the front end to but a bigger radiator in for an upgrade. The car was juddering because the golf clubs had slipped back and were touching the battery terminals. It welded the 4 and 5 iron together. The clubs were Taylormade burners.

Perfect post..: Only makes sense on a golf forum…

 

[Doon frae Troon]

Perfect post..: Only makes sense on a golf forum…

This actually happened to one of my daughters golfing friends.
A lose golf club lay across the trolley battery leads and sparked a fire which wrote off her car.

 

[Norrin Radd]

This actually happened to one of my daughters golfing friends.
A lose golf club lay across the trolley battery leads and sparked a fire which wrote off her car.

Shame it wasn't a driving iron

 

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[SatchFan]

I just watched my dog chase his tail for 5 minutes and thought "Wow, He's easily entertained". Then I realized ... I'd just watched my dog chase his tail for 5 minutes.

 

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[jim8flog]

Just got back from the pub.
One of the lads was telling a story.
Two lads were in A Mitsubishi Evo going to Seahouses GC at Skegness. Driving up Kirklington Hill the car started juddering. They get another 40 miles down the rd and it starts juddering again so they got out and noticed smoke coming from the boot. Opens the boot and there’s a small fire started where the battery now is. Battery has been moved from the front end to put a bigger radiator in for an upgrade. The car was juddering because the golf clubs had slipped back and were touching the battery terminals. It welded the 4 and 5 iron together. The clubs were Taylormade burners.

I thought you were going to say they were TM Firesole.

 

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