Laughter - the best medicine

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[Dando]

 

[Pants]

 

[Imurg]

 

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[Dando]

 

[Norrin Radd]

Maid: madam I would like a rise.
Madam: and why do you think that , can you give me three reasons why I should.
Maid: firstly I am a better cook than you .
Madam: who told you this.
Maid: your husband madam. Secondly I am better at ironing than you.
Madam: who told you this.
Maid your husband did madam.
The madam is getting a little agitated now.
Maid: thirdly I am better in bed than you .
The madam loses it now and shouts ,and did my husband tell you that .

Maid: no madam the gardener did
Madam: how much were thinking of.

 

[Asian Dawn]

I've decided to form a choir for Christmas. Anyone else want to join?

So far I've got Dean, Don, Mary, Lee and I

 

[Asian Dawn]

I've got a bunch of pantomime tickets to give away. Let me know if you want Upper or Lower Stretford End.

 

[venger]

 

[Dando]

Our pet pig passed away.
The funeral was delicious.

 

[Pants]

 

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[Norrin Radd]

I bought the wife a wooden leg for Xmas, it's not her main present ,just a stocking filler.

 

[Imurg]

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