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Aug 4, 2023 #7,433 Slime Tour Winner Joined Dec 2, 2011 Messages 18,795 Location Surrey Visit site A man sees a job advert published on a building site, "Handy man wanted; apply within." The man goes to speak to the foreman and applies. Foreman: "Can you drive a forklift truck?" Man: "No." Foreman: "Can you plaster?" Man: "No." Foreman: "Can you lay bricks?" Man: "No." Foreman: "If you don't mind me asking, what's handy about you?" Man: "I only live five minutes down the road."
A man sees a job advert published on a building site, "Handy man wanted; apply within." The man goes to speak to the foreman and applies. Foreman: "Can you drive a forklift truck?" Man: "No." Foreman: "Can you plaster?" Man: "No." Foreman: "Can you lay bricks?" Man: "No." Foreman: "If you don't mind me asking, what's handy about you?" Man: "I only live five minutes down the road."
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