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A newly wed couple were riding a horse drawn buggy home....
After a few miles the horse stopped in the middle of the road and the husband gave the horse a light pop with the whip. The horse kicked and bucked. The man quietly murmured "That's once.".​
A few minutes later the horse stopped again and after a light tap on his hind quarters bucked even more violently. This time the man murmured "That's twice.".​
A few minutes later the horse bucked again and the man quietly climbed down from the carriage, pulled out a pistol, and shot the horse dead. His new wife immediately began screaming and yelling and striking the man asking what the hell was wrong with him.​
The man pocketed his pistol, looked up at his distraught wife, and murmured "That's once."

 

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A newly wed couple were riding a horse drawn buggy home....​
After a few miles the horse stopped in the middle of the road and the husband gave the horse a light pop with the whip. The horse kicked and bucked. The man quietly murmured "That's once.".​
A few minutes later the horse stopped again and after a light tap on his hind quarters bucked even more violently. This time the man murmured "That's twice.".​
A few minutes later the horse bucked again and the man quietly climbed down from the carriage, pulled out a pistol, and shot the horse dead. His new wife immediately began screaming and yelling and striking the man asking what the hell was wrong with him.​
The man pocketed his pistol, looked up at his distraught wife, and murmured "That's once."​
only in America
 
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I can’t post it here. But look for the video of the Aussie guy going mental during his club championship.
 
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