Laughter - the best medicine

[SatchFan]

 

[Mudball]

 

[Slime]

 

[GreiginFife]

Seems a bit harsh. Like a penalty AND a red card.

 

[GreiginFife]

Beats jail I guess

 

[Deleted member 1147]

Rumour has it that Boris Johnson has knocked up his hairdresser...HAIRDRESSER??

 

[Slime]

 

[Slime]

Petrol is now £2 a litre.
Filled tank with £120 worth of fuel.
Drove off without paying.
Went to court yesterday and was found guilty.
Got fined £60 ................................................................................... BOOM!!

 

[jim8flog]

 

[PhilTheFragger]

Bet @Tashyboy has one ??

 

[Tashyboy]

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Bet @Tashyboy has one ??

Its been called many things but not a big Croc ?

 

[PhilTheFragger]

Its been called many things but not a big Croc ?

That was a snappy answer ??

 

[AmandaJR]

 

[bobmac]

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[Pants]

 

[Pants]

 

[SwingsitlikeHogan]

Rumour has it that Boris Johnson has knocked up his hairdresser...HAIRDRESSER??

Unlike most blokes he doesn’t have a hairdresser…he has a hair stylist…as in…different style for different occasions.?

 

[Pants]

Sad that Andy Murray got knocked out of Wimbledon.
Even sadder for his Grandad who was looking forward to another few days living in Andy's bag.








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[Slime]

Everybody ................................. after me;

Whoa Black Betty

 

[Voyager EMH]

O say can you see by the dawn's early light
What so proudly we hailed at the twilight's last gleaming?
Whose broad stripes and bright stars, through the perilous fight
O'er the ramparts we watched, were so gallantly streaming?
And the rockets red glare, the bombs bursting in air
Gave proof through the night that our flag was still there
O say, does that star spangled banner yet wave
O'er the land of the Cherokee and the home of their braves?