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Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day.
Teach a man to fish and he has to buy graphite rods, two speed reels, neoprene waders, polarized sunglasses, tackle boxes, lures, flies, spinners, offset hooks, 20 pocket vests, depth sounders, radar, boats, trailers, coolers and beer.
Teach a man to fish and he has to buy graphite rods, two speed reels, neoprene waders, polarized sunglasses, tackle boxes, lures, flies, spinners, offset hooks, 20 pocket vests, depth sounders, radar, boats, trailers, coolers and beer.
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Ha ha ha - when the dog says "bugger" - funny!
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This morning my wife thought she saw a cockroach in the kitchen. She sprayed everything and cleaned every surface thoroughly. Tomorrow I’m putting the cockroach in the bathroom.
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“Lucy in the sky with diamonds."
John Lennon was rubbish at Cluedo.
John Lennon was rubbish at Cluedo.
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A husband and wife who work for the circus go to an adoption agency looking to adopt a child, but the social workers there raise doubts about their suitability.
So the couple produce photos of their 50-foot motor home, which is clean and well maintained and equipped with a beautiful nursery.
The social workers are satisfied by this but then raise concerns about the kind of education a child would receive while in the couple's care.
The husband puts their mind at ease, saying, "We've arranged for a full-time tutor who will teach the child all the usual subjects along with French, Mandarin, and computer skills."
Next though, the social workers express concern about a child being raised in a circus environment.
This time the wife explains, "Our nanny is a certified expert in pediatric care, welfare, and diet."
The social workers are finally satisfied and ask the couple, "What age child are you hoping to adopt?"
The husband says, "It doesn't really matter, as long as the kid fits in the cannon.
So the couple produce photos of their 50-foot motor home, which is clean and well maintained and equipped with a beautiful nursery.
The social workers are satisfied by this but then raise concerns about the kind of education a child would receive while in the couple's care.
The husband puts their mind at ease, saying, "We've arranged for a full-time tutor who will teach the child all the usual subjects along with French, Mandarin, and computer skills."
Next though, the social workers express concern about a child being raised in a circus environment.
This time the wife explains, "Our nanny is a certified expert in pediatric care, welfare, and diet."
The social workers are finally satisfied and ask the couple, "What age child are you hoping to adopt?"
The husband says, "It doesn't really matter, as long as the kid fits in the cannon.
