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My mate Tony asked me not to say his name backwards.
I said, y not?
I said, y not?
Laughter - the best medicine
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An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waiter.
"Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a, very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says.
"Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:
The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters, "No... Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
"Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a, very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says.
"Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:
- The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat
- The bouncer is a blonde girl
- I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate
- The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter
- The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler
The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters, "No... Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
Mudball
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This has been doing the rounds.. found it really funny,.
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I got in a long queue this morning waiting for a haircut!
To alleviate the wait, the proprietor served up burgers, sausage and kebabs!
It was the best barber queue I've ever been in.
To alleviate the wait, the proprietor served up burgers, sausage and kebabs!
It was the best barber queue I've ever been in.
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OMG!! A local barber has been arrested for selling drugs. I'm really, really shocked.
I have been a customer of his for years and I didn't even know he was a barber!!!
I have been a customer of his for years and I didn't even know he was a barber!!!
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A medical friend of mine has just been fired from his practice for having sex with a patient. All those years of training down the pan.
He was a really funny guy and a wonderful vet.
He was a really funny guy and a wonderful vet.
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When I was a kid, people would cover me in chocolate and cream and put cherries on my head.
Life was tough in the gateaux.
Life was tough in the gateaux.
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Rage Against The Machine never actually stated which machine they had an issue with..
It was probably a Printer.....
It was probably a Printer.....
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H'mm! I believe '8:7' would be more appropriate!
