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Last night's practice session.

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I went to the range last night to hone my silky swing for the weekend. Well, that was the plan.

I have a few warm up issues, trying to get my back, neck and tennis elbow eased up before I can give it the full monty, so I started by hitting a few half pitches with my 58°. The first 6 went very nicely, nice high flight, fair bit of munch. Then I started to shank it. Awesome. Some of them barely made it out of the bay.

Switched to hitting a few irons, no problems there. Went back to the 58, everything out of the hozel.

Hit a few drives, fairways, rescues, everything is hunky dory. Irons too, every thing is fine, so spent the last 30 balls trying to get rid of the shanks.

Eventually get round it by pitching with my feet together, and swinging out to in, which works, but isn’t ideal. I will see if it is still there tomorrow when I get to play.

So I am putting my stuff away, when out of the corner of my eye I see a shiny object fizzing out over the range into the nearest bunker. Now I am on the top floor of a two tier range, and from where I am, I can see that some one has launched their wedge into the nearest bunker.

The pro was giving a lesson two bays down, so I say ’did you see that?’ to which he answers ‘it is usually an issue with the grip’, and carries on teaching, like it happens every day.

When I left a bit later it was still there, and I popped my head in downstairs to see who it could have been, but there was no one at that end of the range. I guess the bloke just went home without it. Idiot. Either that, or he had borrowed one from the shop to try out. Still an idiot.
 
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so I say ’did you see that?’ to which he answers ‘it is usually an issue with the grip’, and carries on teaching, like it happens every day.

The guy should be on the stage with wit like that!
 

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Put it behind you mate, I have not touced my sticks in nearly 2 weeks so dreading how my swing is.
Will report back later, might have helped me?
 

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Have to say my last practice session last Sunday was fantastic and I was hitting like a dream. Obviously going to go tits up in the comp tomorrow. Still I've got a lesson on Sunday and I won the next event after my last one so the December medal is mine !!!!
 

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All our comps are done and dusted now until next spring. I have banked my h/cap for the year (back to exactly where I started 11.7). Only comps we have are a greensomes and foursomes knockout through the winter.

I guess when I go to the course today it will have been swung over to a shorter winter course, with no par 5s. All very non qualifying.
 

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The guy should be on the stage with wit like that!

Funniest thing I've ever heard a pro say was when a group of us visited Pitlochry one Summer.
5 or 6 of us in the tiny pro shop overlooking the 18th when one of the party asks the pro (George Hampden)... "Are the greens quick?"
George looked out of the window and quick as a flash said "Well they hav'nae moved all neet"
:D :D
(Please excuse the terrible Scottish accent)
 

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As predicted the magic soon went. Down the range tonight and the swing was way out of kilter and I struck the ball really badly. Its the second time I've been to that particular range in the dark and I'm wondering wheter being dark and with my dodgy eyes I am doing something I wouldn't normally do in daylight and moving during the swing.

Probably not. Most likely down to me swinging like an idiot
 
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