CheltenhamHacker
Journeyman Pro
You seem to have forgotten to mention that you also created an excellent impression with the club captain when you hit him in the chops with the chunk of turf that you fetched up with one of your warm up swings on the first tee.
Oh how we laughed. :clap:
It's all about the mental side of golf, if you can defeat the opposition on the first tee, it helps

Also, my theory is now, it can't get much worse. Ish! Haha