HarryMonk
Challenge Tour Pro
John turned up one morning for a round of golf by himself, but was greated on the tee by three other members who ask him to join them. He had a very successful day he was invited back the next day for a game at 8 a.m.
"Look chaps, I'd love join you," said John, "but I could be five minutes late!"
Next morning he showed up on time, played another lovely round but this time he played every shot left-handed. Again, he was invited to join the threesome at 8 a.m. the following day.
"Sure, I'll be here," said John, "but remember I could be late, but it will only about five minutes!"
"We'll wait," one of the golfers assured him. "But by the way, could you explain something that's been mystifying us all. Yesterday you played right-handed and today you played left-handed. Obviously you're proficient at both so how do you decided which way to play.'
"Of course," John answered, "when I wake up in the morning, if my wife's lying on her right side, I play right-handed and if she's lying on her left side, I play left-handed. Simple as that."
"But what if she's lying on her back?"
"That's when I'm five minutes late!"
"Look chaps, I'd love join you," said John, "but I could be five minutes late!"
Next morning he showed up on time, played another lovely round but this time he played every shot left-handed. Again, he was invited to join the threesome at 8 a.m. the following day.
"Sure, I'll be here," said John, "but remember I could be late, but it will only about five minutes!"
"We'll wait," one of the golfers assured him. "But by the way, could you explain something that's been mystifying us all. Yesterday you played right-handed and today you played left-handed. Obviously you're proficient at both so how do you decided which way to play.'
"Of course," John answered, "when I wake up in the morning, if my wife's lying on her right side, I play right-handed and if she's lying on her left side, I play left-handed. Simple as that."
"But what if she's lying on her back?"
"That's when I'm five minutes late!"
