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It's stableford, not stapleford

Titleist not Titliest :rolleyes:Also, Fore not four....... sheesh.:whistle::rolleyes:

Do the French shout fore or quatre, if they shout fore right, (what's French for right) what happens if fellow golfers in France don't speak English, and you get ******* with a spalding ( I can spell that). Same as in the rest of the world.
Hmm got a feeling tonight will be a restless night under me quilt
 
Do the French shout fore or quatre, if they shout fore right, (what's French for right) what happens if fellow golfers in France don't speak English, and you get ******* with a spalding ( I can spell that). Same as in the rest of the world.
Hmm got a feeling tonight will be a restless night under me quilt

i'm sure tashboy knows that quatre is four and not fore.... I guess that would be Avant?
 
Do the French shout fore or quatre, if they shout fore right, (what's French for right) what happens if fellow golfers in France don't speak English, and you get ******* with a spalding ( I can spell that). Same as in the rest of the world.
Hmm got a feeling tonight will be a restless night under me quilt

Well the silly business of adding "right" or "left" to the the shout of FORE! only started to appear once US golf coverage became regular on our tellies.

Imagine standing there, hearing FORE RIGHT yelled, so you look around, try and work out where the shout came from, then try and work out, maybe in reverse, which ways they meant when they shouted RIGHT.... Clonk... Ball on bonce 😃

Better to just yell fore and everyone ducks
 
I picked up my scorecard from the pro shop a week or so ago to see "April Monthly Stapleford" scrawled on the top. So even pro shop staff get it wrong. Petty, I know, but it drives me nuts.
 
People often get it "wrong" because they post from their mobile or tablet and fall victim to automatic spelling correction and just don't notice.
 
This is nothing compared to our club's website that is proudly announcing that winter rules ended on the 31st of April. :o
 
Very minor irritants that happen all too frequently, but good to see that the world is being put to rights, sure global hunger will be eliminated soon. Whats next ?
 
Tashy, don't forget the French drive on the other side :thup:
 
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