Tommo21
Tour Winner
You can tell it’s winter as this should be the moan section of the forum. As soon a the light nights come on all will be forgotten. Moan away troops.
Is this the moan section.
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Cernunnos
Journeyman Pro
The grumpy old golfers section..lol
HomerJSimpson
Hall of Famer
So cold. I only spent an hour on the practice green yesterday in a base layer, polo jumper, wool jumper and a waterproof jacket and hat and it still took me several hours at home with the heating on and HID providing regular tea to thaw out.
I have zero inclination to go out and play for four hours or stand on a lonely range hitting balls and getting colder with each shot.
On the positive side I always think that once the new year is here we have turned the corner and it isn't long until March and spring sunshine and a chance to get out after 4.00pm
I have zero inclination to go out and play for four hours or stand on a lonely range hitting balls and getting colder with each shot.
On the positive side I always think that once the new year is here we have turned the corner and it isn't long until March and spring sunshine and a chance to get out after 4.00pm
Cernunnos
Journeyman Pro
I've been having to scrape inside of the window of the car too, recently.
Herbie
Tour Winner
Im sitting here in the coolest spot in the room alcove bit for the benefit of the PC, its times like now I think about moving it in front of the fire.
Cernunnos
Journeyman Pro
go on herb, live dangerously & toasty
Herbie
Tour Winner
Yeah but that will just bring on another moan about all the bloody wiring and stuff, then when summer comes round it gets real warm in here and my little alcove is a blessing, oh woe is me, I just need a passing dog to warm my feet on, but shes busy laying on her back with a chew strategically ballanced in her paws, even if she did oblige me, withing five minutes shed be up again in a rush and probably pull one of the cables out again!
MVP
Journeyman Pro
I was gonna make this thread lol
Cernunnos
Journeyman Pro
Yeah but that will just bring on another moan about all the bloody wiring and stuff, then when summer comes round it gets real warm in here and my little alcove is a blessing, oh woe is me, I just need a passing dog to warm my feet on, but shes busy laying on her back with a chew strategically ballanced in her paws, even if she did oblige me, withing five minutes shed be up again in a rush and probably pull one of the cables out again!
You need one of those giant granny slippers they used to have in the adverts section of newspapers years ago...lol
I was going to take all the missuses wine bottle down the bottle bank but the rain today...!
Herbie
Tour Winner
Yeah but that will just bring on another moan about all the bloody wiring and stuff, then when summer comes round it gets real warm in here and my little alcove is a blessing, oh woe is me, I just need a passing dog to warm my feet on, but shes busy laying on her back with a chew strategically ballanced in her paws, even if she did oblige me, withing five minutes shed be up again in a rush and probably pull one of the cables out again!
You need one of those giant granny slippers they used to have in the adverts section of newspapers years ago...lol
I was going to take all the missuses wine bottle down the bottle bank but the rain today...!
Is the missus bottle bank near the course? hic!
Cernunnos
Journeyman Pro
Yeah but that will just bring on another moan about all the bloody wiring and stuff, then when summer comes round it gets real warm in here and my little alcove is a blessing, oh woe is me, I just need a passing dog to warm my feet on, but shes busy laying on her back with a chew strategically ballanced in her paws, even if she did oblige me, withing five minutes shed be up again in a rush and probably pull one of the cables out again!
You need one of those giant granny slippers they used to have in the adverts section of newspapers years ago...lol
I was going to take all the missuses wine bottle down the bottle bank but the rain today...!
Is the missus bottle bank near the course? hic!
Its near one of my courses, hic..!
Wonder if they will allow me to make a withdrawl from the bottle bank, could do with some malt whiskey for a serious winter round..hic.
DCB
Well-known member
Tommo21,
Now look what you've started !
All these perfectly happy people having a good old moan now.
Now look what you've started !
All these perfectly happy people having a good old moan now.
teetime72
Head Pro
I object to the word old. lol
Herbie
Tour Winner
Is there a limited membership or can any moaning old bugger joing?................Where do I apply, I have a City and Guilds in Frustration, a dgree in misery and am a Doctor of confrontation.
Tommo21
Tour Winner
I think we should have a winter moan section on this forum. We have winter greens, thats a good moan. We have freeezzzing conditions, thats a good moan. It gets dark at 4, thats a good moan. The hols are here soon and I want more days off for golf in the summer, thats a moan. Oh, my green fees are due soon, that's a bloody good moan.
Lets get it all out, add your moan below.
Lets get it all out, add your moan below.
Leftie
Tour Winner
Just don't get me started.....
Smiffy
Grand Slam Winner
With a putting stroke like yours, what have you got to moan about?
Parmo
Tour Winner
4 days + the weekend off work and I cant bloody play golf :fistshakey: what a nightmare, I have been looking forward to this for weeks I need to move abroad.
I need to move abroad.
Tommo21
Tour Winner
4 days + the weekend off work and I cant bloody play golf :fistshakey: what a nightmare, I have been looking forward to this for weeks
Parmo, that is worth a good moan.
Smiffy
Grand Slam Winner
My Missus is on a "high fibre" diet and keeps farting
