Now then, Birdie, Eagle, Albatross, all great, then we have Bogey, Double Bogey, Triple Bogey, etc. Why sure we could call it something better than 'Double Bogey'. Over to you.
Leave it be. What are you going to change it to anyway. It's part of golfs tradition and too many people are looking to change too many things It is a great game and although a few rules need tweaking over and above what came into force on Jan 1st (in my opinion) lets leave it be.