If you could take 5 things to a dessert island what would they be?

[medwayjon]

1 - Olivia
2 - The Mrs
3 - An MP3 player
4 - A sattelite phone in order to summon rescue when the novelty had worn off
5 - Copious amounts of alcohol

 

[USER1999]

My cat Murph
My 5 iron
3 prov1s.

I hope the island has a bar, and a barbeque or I am going hungry.

 

[viscount17]

what flavour dessert would that be? coconut and pineapple for me

1 - water (desert islands don't have any)
2 - the complete desert island food guide (comes with fishing kit, snorkel and spear gun)
3 - a laptop, to keep track of the forum (I had 1300+ posts to catch up on after a week away), watch the golf, get a link to an online books site and all the music I could want.
4 - the wedges, why waste the opportunity?
5 - natalie gulbis, well someone has to show me how to use the wedges!

 

[haplesshacker]

Ray Mears - then I'd have nowt to worry about

i-pod

My son Harvey

Any female that takes my fancy at the time

My golf bag with all it's contents

Though this list will probably change over time.



OMG what have I started here!!

 

[theeaglehunter]

1) My ocean going luxury 100ft yacht.


That should just about cover it.


It depends how long I was going to be there...

probably:

1) laptop with wireless broadband
2) A barbecue and an assortment of food
3) Golf bag
4) Dune buggy so I can have some fun
5) A portable fabric gazebo to give me some shade.


Oh yea I wouldn't take my family- I care about them too much too get them stranded on a desert island.

 

[Deleted member 1147]

1 - A boat
2 - instructions for working the boat
3 - Fuel for the boat
4 - Provisions
5 - Jesse Jane as my First Mate

 

[TonyN]

1. A quad
2. My day sack, includes my survival tin a poncho, machette, ropes, pegs, spare clothes, Waterproofs, Jetboil etc etc, (cant actually remember what else is still in there)
3. Jessica Alba
4. My overloaded golf bag
5. Ray Mears!

 

[madandra]

1. Gordon Brown
2. David Cameron
3. Robert Mugabe
4. Ian Poulter
5. A single seater aeroplane with enough fuel to get ME the F*** out of there.

 

[medwayjon]

madandra, that is pure genius, I would spare poulter however in lieu of a tank full of napalm to drop on the island from your aircraft after departure.

 

[vig]

1. female quintuplets.
2. source of combustion
3. Still
4. crate of veggie seed. Need to grow spuds etc for still.
5. golf clubs, hell I've got to rest on a weekend after working overtime with the quins mon-fri.

Don't see the point of laptop, mobile etc cos when the battery runs down, no power to recharge and if it's a dessert island and i'm there with hot quins, who the hell wants to get rescued.

 

[HTL]

1) Air conditioned tent
2) Sat Phone
3) Boxes of ice cold corona
4) My clubs + balls
5) A good book

That list will defo change.

 

[theeaglehunter]

Don't see the point of laptop, mobile etc cos when the battery runs down, no power to recharge and if it's a dessert island and i'm there with hot quins, who the hell wants to get rescued.

Not if you have one of those new solar chargers- no joke they do exist. I know someone who has one and boy does he look a wally sitting in a park on his laptop with his 'charger' sat next to him. It works though, although I'm not sure it charges it just lets you run it off the solar power at the time so it may be difficult at night.

 

[backwoodsman]

1 Golf clubs
2.Golf balls
3.Golf shoes
4.Golf trolley
5.The wife

Oops, of course dear, thats them listed in ascending order of preference.

 

[HomerJSimpson]

Golf clubs and balls
The entire back catalogue of GM (essential reading and a source of combustion in the need of fire!)
HID or Natalie Gulbis (probably HID !!!)
Laptop with continuous power source
My ticket back home

 

[backwoodsman]

Only just realised, we've all got this one wrong.

So
1. Chocolate cheesecake
2. Raspberry pavlova
3. Sticky toffee pudding
4. Treacle Sponge
And a spotted dick

 

[viscount17]

Only just realised, we've all got this one wrong.

So
1. Chocolate cheesecake
2. Raspberry pavlova
3. Sticky toffee pudding
4. Treacle Sponge
And a spotted dick

is that a proper spotted dick, the absolutely maxi cholesterol one - made with suet that you put butter and brown sugar on not the b awful sponge version.

 

[Tommo21]

Only just realised, we've all got this one wrong.

So
1. Chocolate cheesecake
2. Raspberry pavlova
3. Sticky toffee pudding
4. Treacle Sponge
And a spotted dick

If you’ve got the same problem as me then you’ve only picked 4.

 

[brendy]

1. wife and kids
2. ear plugs
3. clubs
4. unlimited golf balls (why pick them up if you dont have to!)
5. Kopparburg pear cider...lots of it.

 

[MVP]

A house
Restaurant
Boat
A Loaded SA80
the pussycat dolls!

 

[OldWindy]

Three wedges, 1 ball and a boat to go home on once I'm done.