virtuocity
Tour Winner
N/R was created to negate the need for reporting a 10 on the scorecard.
Golf - The unwritten rules....
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jdpjamesp
Q-School Graduate
One for the higher handicappers like myself I suspect:
If you actually use your noggin and lay up short of a hazard, the next shot will be a duff straight into said hazard.
If you actually use your noggin and lay up short of a hazard, the next shot will be a duff straight into said hazard.
hors limite
Assistant Pro
The player living nearest to the course must always arrive last and within seconds to spare of the tee time - breathless, trailing shoe laces and distributing balls tees and the rest.
Marshy77
Journeyman Pro
THIS
Jimaroid
Journeyman Pro
Any shot played for safety will leave you in a worse position.
USER1999
Grand Slam Winner
A shank is nearly a perfect shot.
Yeah, right.
Yeah, right.
Smiffy
Grand Slam Winner
When playing in a Society day, despite being told to pick up if you can't score (to help speed of play) you must still putt for that 12 because you have paid your money and are going to have your monies worth.
HowlingGale
Head Pro
When playing in a society day with 30 + people watching your shaking hand will never allow you to place the ball on the first tee.
HowlingGale
Head Pro
The 2s comp which is £2 to enter wins a cat 4 golfer £75. The cat 1 golfer wins £1.30.
Swingalot
Challenge Tour Pro
When you have played really well in a friendly game the day before, you turn up at the club medal and you must be buzzing with confidence. This is THE day it all clicks.
You will then go through 15 holes of absolute pain, which will include slices, hooks, shanks, tops, thins etc. After each one you will talk to yourself and ask 'why is this happening, I was playing so well'.
Only when you have finally given up the ghost will you find a swing and finish the round par, par, par.
You will then go through 15 holes of absolute pain, which will include slices, hooks, shanks, tops, thins etc. After each one you will talk to yourself and ask 'why is this happening, I was playing so well'.
Only when you have finally given up the ghost will you find a swing and finish the round par, par, par.
jamielaing
Q-School Graduate
A ridiculous amount of head shaking goes on. Made worse when her dad comes along and we are both at it!
bobmac
Major Champion
Telling your fellow competitor he has 22 pts on the 10th tee will guarantee 10 pts on the back 9
Jimaroid
Journeyman Pro
An N/R shall always be followed by a birdie.
Smiffy
Grand Slam Winner
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Deleted member 16999
Guest
Cat 1 Golfers can only lose to fellow Cat 1 Golfers, everyone else is a bandit.
IanG
Tour Rookie
Laying up short of the burn means you'll be in it for 2 rather than 1
Three
Tour Rookie
When you get to Cat 1 or turn pro , you must replace "Good shot" with "good swing".
Even though it looked exactly like every other swing and you have no idea what was so good about it.
Even though it looked exactly like every other swing and you have no idea what was so good about it.
williamalex1
Money List Winner
Your best round will usually be followed by your worst.
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Deleted member 17920
Guest
One of your group will duff a shot 100 yards off the tee then wait for the green to clear 250 yards away then duff it again.
ruff-driver
Journeyman Pro
Only needing a par on the last to smash your p.b, usually results in 5 off the tee 
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