Golf - The unwritten rules....

[effayjay]

Ill start off:

1. Your Club web page must describe your course as a "hidden gem".

2. The only food allowed before golf is a "bacon bap on arrival".

3. Every time someone gets out of a bunker you must shout "well out".

4. When practicing putting you must use three balls, no other number is permitted.

 

[Norrin Radd]

you must never laugh when your playing partner knobs one in the water when playing bounce games.

 

[Val]

You announce "play well" to the rest of your medal 3 ball as you stride first to peg it up on the first tee

 

[jamielaing]

From watching pros- you only shout fore when it is absolutely necessary. A finger point will suffice.

 

[One Planer]

Aren't you supposed to stand in a certain place while someone addresses the ball and plays their shot

 

[Break90]

Shouting at your ball mid-flight will absolutely affect the final result of your shot

 

[tsped83]

Hitting a minimum of 7 different trees on a round of golf is mandatory.

 

[Tongo]

Shouting at your ball mid-flight will absolutely affect the final result of your shot

It works for Jordan!

 

[Karl102]

Your third off the tee is the best shot you will hit all day!

 

[StrangelyBrown]

One of your Saturday fourball will arrive still wrecked from Friday night.

It's normally me.

 

[ShankyBoy]

Someone with half a swing a selection of 2 clubs for all holes will probably beat you.

 

[North Mimms]

When playing Stableford, any score of three points should be followed by a score of 1 point.

Any player who disregards this rule, and scores 3 points on two consectutive holes MUST blob the next three holes

 

[North Mimms]

If a player fails to get ball out of bunker on first attempt, under NO circumtances may they escape with the second shot.
A minimum of three attempts is compulsory

 

[garyinderry]

Can't miss on the putting green guarantees you won't hole a thing on the course.

 

[Tongo]

Being called through is a guarantee that you'll louse up the tee shot.

 

[Deleted Member 1156]

You should always change your shoes in the car park.

 

[jamielaing]

When you order a new driver/ putter because yours is horrendous and you have to wait two weeks for it to arrive your old club suddenly becomes red hot.

 

[North Mimms]

When you order a new driver/ putter because yours is horrendous and you have to wait two weeks for it to arrive your old club suddenly becomes red hot.

Sub rule- any club that you borrow is awesome. If you buy the exact same club, it will be rubbish

 

[Deleted member 1147]

Shouting at your ball mid-flight will absolutely affect the final result of your shot

Clicking your fingers will add spin to any chip shot/bunker shot

 

[Crawfy]

When you miss a putt in a bounce game. Your retaken "practice" putt will always go in. Always.