Billythefish
Assistant Pro
On the green, after a put and it ends up still being further away from the other balls. 'Oh **** it's a FISM!'
Means **** it's still me
Means **** it's still me
Tiger man
Challenge Tour Pro
Thank you, I did not mean to cause distress!
JohnnyDee
Tour Winner
A few that amuse me.
"How did that not drop?
"Great pick up there."
"That could be very expensive"
"I didn't get all of that"
"I can't believe that stayed straight and didn't break."
"I have a bit of a bad back today"
"How did that not drop?
"Great pick up there."
"That could be very expensive"
"I didn't get all of that"
"I can't believe that stayed straight and didn't break."
"I have a bit of a bad back today"
Region3
Ryder Cup Winner
I'm afraid I'm guilty of that one, but usually after I've knocked it 3' wide and 5' short.
Val
Ryder Cup Winner
I'll just hit another one, just in case.
MadAdey
Money List Winner
Cheers Steve, there I was just about to post it myself.........:rofl:
MadAdey
Money List Winner
I've never understood that either. I've always considered a par a good score on any hole, I've certainly never considered a par a bad score. Maybe something along the lines of this would be a better way of putting it:
"An accurate tee shot and approach is required on this long, tight,
par 4 if your going to make par"
Paul_Stewart
Tour Rookie
"Good shot" said the moment the clubhead strikes the ball.
Followed by "that's unlucky" when the ball flies straight into the bunker it was going in all along.
Followed by "that's unlucky" when the ball flies straight into the bunker it was going in all along.
NorfolkShaun
Journeyman Pro
:thup:
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Snelly
Guest
The Americanisms on page 1 aside, none of these phrases annoy me in the slightest. I quite like most of them in fact.
Part of the tapestry of the game and something to be embraced and enjoyed.
Returning to the U.S. influence, I am reminded how irritating it is when people say the hole number as in "I got a birdie on 14" when they really mean, the 14th.
Part of the tapestry of the game and something to be embraced and enjoyed.
Returning to the U.S. influence, I am reminded how irritating it is when people say the hole number as in "I got a birdie on 14" when they really mean, the 14th.
bobmac
Major Champion
Or when they say "I'm playing golf Thursday" :angry:
bobmac
Major Champion
No, I'm not going to bother hitting another one, we'll find that one
chrisd
Major Champion
It's been said I know, but
You do not GAME clubs, balls or anything else, you play with them!
Get that through your thick skull, you do not GAME equipment!!
You do not GAME clubs, balls or anything else, you play with them!
Get that through your thick skull, you do not GAME equipment!!
bobmac
Major Champion
MadAdey
Money List Winner
+1 😡
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Snelly
Guest
A version of the Sally Gunnell, and not too clean.
"It's running like a sailor's... richard..."
"It's running like a sailor's... richard..."
ManinBlack
Tour Winner
"I'm afraid I'll have to see that in". If you're not going to give the putt keep your mouth shut!
MadAdey
Money List Winner
Thats definatly a pointless phrase. Either give or not!
drewster
Tour Rookie
"It's a good line in from there" after hooking it over trees onto a neighbouring fairway. Well bloody aim that way then if it's so good. "You've dropped your lipstick" and "Does your husband play ?" if you leave it 6 inches short....really winds me up.
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