garyinderry
Ryder Cup Winner
Pin placement.
Is hole location any better?
Is hole location any better?
Rooter
Money List Winner
"you lifted your head then", or "you saw it before you hit it".. What the hell does that even mean?
Those or loser buys the beers. Lucky i like buying beer.
Those or loser buys the beers. Lucky i like buying beer.
Liverbirdie
Ryder Cup Winner
+1 on them.
Rooter
Money List Winner
What if you hit a great shot, can i follow it up with "wow Liverbirdie, you've got game today!" ? no? Ok..
Region3
Ryder Cup Winner
Try "you really know how to golf your ball" instead. :thup:
pokerjoke
Money List Winner
Think that's gone.
For a tee shot that's 50yards OOB
For a tee shot that's 50yards OOB
Jimaroid
Journeyman Pro
We get a variation of it here based on Liz McColgan. Even including the story about her husband which is especially odd considering the very public court case she went through.
drewster
Tour Rookie
Dead Sheep !!!!
la_lucha
Tour Rookie
The one winding me up at the moment is.....
If you could hit it straight you'd be off single figures.
3 different PP have said that in the last two weeks and it winds me up every time.
If you could hit it straight you'd be off single figures.
3 different PP have said that in the last two weeks and it winds me up every time.
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Snelly
Guest
Someone once asked me what the "turf interaction" was like with my new irons. I told them to Foxtrot Oscar.
If anyone said gaming to me relative to golf, I would react violently.
If anyone said gaming to me relative to golf, I would react violently.
Rooter
Money List Winner
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Deleted member 1147
Guest
"Did you see it down?" - no sorry mate, the forest got in the way!
"FISM"
"FISM"
TonyN
Money List Winner
What do you play off? Oh yeah, no these clubs are for single figure players you wouldn't be able to hit them! 
bladeplayer
Money List Winner
Not Sayings as such but ..
Bite , bite ... Dude you just bladed a 3 iron , even if it had teeth it wouldn't bite ..
Go ball . Go Ball and then in same sentence when ball did go .. sit now sit sit sit ..
Bite , bite ... Dude you just bladed a 3 iron , even if it had teeth it wouldn't bite ..
Go ball . Go Ball and then in same sentence when ball did go .. sit now sit sit sit ..
Slab
Occasional Tour Caddy
As Bob mentioned I hate hearing "It's still you"
Other thing I hate is "its too wet for buggys"
Other thing I hate is "its too wet for buggys"
The worst for me is the non golfer saying, repeated by everyone I have ever met who does not play golf when they hear that I do: "Do you know what Mark Twain said about golf?......" Every time and they always think they are the first ones to quote it.
As far as golfers go I have to agree with the stableford excuse of score followed by x number of blobs.
As far as golfers go I have to agree with the stableford excuse of score followed by x number of blobs.
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Deleted member 1147
Guest
One of the regular one's when discussing courses:
"the Brabazon has a handful of iconic holes but other than that isn't that inspiring"
"the Brabazon has a handful of iconic holes but other than that isn't that inspiring"
North Mimms
Tour Winner
"Good effort" means that you tried but it didn't quite work. So it's actually not much of a compliment.
I find myself saying this all the time- I can't help it
I find myself saying this all the time- I can't help it
MendieGK
Tour Winner
Almost annoying as 'Lets get stuck in'
Still you (ewe)!
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