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Ladies and gentlemen, one of England's finest ever golfers Ryder Cup star and all round legend, Mr Brian Barnes...

5 free pints on me for anyone wearing that attire round Bearwood Lakes ?

He might have been born in England but he betrayed his Scottish parentage by his use of a can of beer as a ball marker during the 1982 Scottish Open. :) Now imagine the consternation the disciplinary committee of some clubs would have over that.
 
Snapping my driver on Saturday and being told that a decent new one would cost me £400+ That is a ludicrous amount of money to spend on a single golf club - yes I know I can spend a lot less. However my wife has agreed to 'sweep chimneys' to earn a bit more so that I can have such a thing - as long as I don't want to change it within 10yrs.

And just to compound my pondering the cost - I went out for 9 holes yesterday evening by myself playing two balls and just taking a 5i, 8i, 52* and putter. That was fun. And good iron practice (esp. the 5i). OK - so I need a new driver...hmmm :)
 
Having the Jamega tour at our place for the next two days (and precious social distancing amongst the younger competitors on the practice ground/putting green yesterday for their warm up) and then a host of societies booked in all week making it hard for members to get a game. I don't know why we're even taking societies as I can't see where they will go in terms of numbers allowed in the clubhouse and how they will eat
 
Having the Jamega tour at our place for the next two days (and precious social distancing amongst the younger competitors on the practice ground/putting green yesterday for their warm up) and then a host of societies booked in all week making it hard for members to get a game. I don't know why we're even taking societies as I can't see where they will go in terms of numbers allowed in the clubhouse and how they will eat

Taking them for the cash from the green fees......
 
If you're wearing black clothing, black shorts in particular, and black shoes, the only sensible sock colour is black ?‍♂️
Having said that, if the club says white socks only, that is what I'll respect and will dress accordingly.
Reminds me of an incident several years ago. A new member (now a mate of mine) arrived immaculately turned out in black top, black shorts, black shoes and black ankle socks. One of the crusty old guard told him off, went to his car and presented a pair of white socks: "you can borrow these".
The response? "F*** off", and the new member went home :ROFLMAO:
 
Then it's a no brainier, isn't it? Unless you "accidentally on purpose" broke the club because you fancy one of these new bad boys?
As if we golfers would do such a thing? Ahem!
No - the shaft had got worn rubbing against a bag divider...and was obviously very weakened. My push trolley tried to escape from me in the wind and I made a grab at it and caught hold of the head of the driver - and snap!

But I am thinking. I am buying new irons (probably Ping i210s) and I don't intend to replace these clubs for ten years or so. My G10 with ProLaunch Red (S) shaft only cost me £50 about 11 years ago (it was my pros one year old discard). So maybe I just invest in ten years of a new driver - £40yr isn't to bad on that front - and my pro tells me he can sort me with something a fair bit better and more suited to me. And maybe I should, just for once, put aside my inclination to be 'careful' with my spending when it comes to golf gear :) I can afford it at the moment whilst I am working - and my wife is OK with it. Once 'retried' I'll not be so placed.
 
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No - the shaft had got worn rubbing against a bag divider...and was obviously very weakened. My push trolley tried to escape from me in the wind and I made a grab at it and caught hold of the head of the driver - and snap!

But I am thinking. I am buying new irons (probably Ping i210s) and I don't intend to replace these clubs for ten years or so. My G10 with ProLaunch Red (S) shaft only cost me £50 about 11 years ago (it was my pros one year old discard). So maybe I just invest in ten years of a new driver - £40yr isn't to bad on that front - and my pro tells me he can sort me with something a fair bit better and more suited to me. And maybe I should, just for once, put aside my inclination to be 'careful' with my spending when it comes to golf gear :) I can afford it at the moment whilst I am working - and my wife is OK with it. Once 'retried' I'll not be so placed.

Not considered getting a new set via an independent fitter?
Shafts galore etc etc. .?
I must admit am seriously thinking of going that route for my next irons, but then, I don't have ten years left in me?
 
I am not only not going to play today due to persistent rain, but the course is closed due to water logging anyway.
My lower back is also rubbish, so it is probably for the best.
 
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