God almighty help me

[Tashyboy]

On holiday with me mum. At a kids disco before adult entertainment. Ave just told her that “Ave read in the news, E Cigarettes are supposed to be bad for you now”. She said” i know they make you fat, but how can they be bad for you”. I said “ “Eh, how do E cigarettes make you fat” she looked at me puzzled and said “ I thought you said easter eggs”. Give me flippin strength.

 

[Bunkermagnet]

When Northerners cant understand other Northeners..........

 

[Lord Tyrion]

I love a Chinese whisper mix up. My mum has very poor hearing, two hearing aids but still dodgy, and we get plenty of these. She enjoys them as much as us though so there is no awkwardness.

 

[User62651]

Four candles........

 

[Slab]

Jeez Tashy you have more holidays than that Vardy lass!

 

[Tashyboy]

Yesterday Someone sent a Facebook link about where you have been on your Jols. The average was supposed to be 8. Mine was 75. 😳 missis T had a look and said “ you have missed four. 😖sonots 79. Thailand in Nov will be number 80.
No golf in Kos ☹️

 

[Lord Tyrion]

I think you must have been mining gold all those years, not coal.

 

[Tashyboy]

I think you must have been mining gold all those years, not coal.

I give missis T a pound and it multipied. 😁