Get a taxi next time love

I've been on the T in Boston, and I think its overhead, but could easily be wrong. We have a girl in our office in Boston and she likes a drink (Irish American). I wonder if it was her.

It seemed like an eternity until the train got there, which made me think whether I'd of got down and helped her if I'd been there.
 
she likes a drink (Irish American)

Is that a racist stereotype I see before me?

Have you lately been down any English town centres of a Saturday night and seen all the, presumably Irish, people staggering around the streets?

Nice chip there fella, it seems the weight is getting too much for you.
 
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