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The Grinder Of Pars (Semi Crocked)
During the usual pummelling of Fragger my illustrious Bruvver had an air-shot. The first I've witnessed for years. 
We'd been following this 4-ball of idiots for 12 holes, waiting on just about every shot. On reaching the 13th (par5) we finally get the call through. 2 decent drives were despatched and Fragger got to his ball with all 4 of the group (+me) watching to see what shot he was going to play.
Pulling out a 5 wood, he had a couple of swishes and then an almighty swing at the ball. If he'd connected it would have gone - well about 10 feet the way he was hitting the 5 wood today - but, alas, failure. A quick-thinking Fragger set-up again as if the aforementioned "whiff" was in fact a practice swing. Another swish and the ball at least made progress towards the hole.
As we walked up I questioned the number of shots and the Computer Geek to the Gentry admitted the miss but didn't want to own up to it in front of the other group.

I let him off as I was about to despatch a second birdie for 4 points to leave him trailing.
Never mind Fragger.
There's always next week.

We'd been following this 4-ball of idiots for 12 holes, waiting on just about every shot. On reaching the 13th (par5) we finally get the call through. 2 decent drives were despatched and Fragger got to his ball with all 4 of the group (+me) watching to see what shot he was going to play.
Pulling out a 5 wood, he had a couple of swishes and then an almighty swing at the ball. If he'd connected it would have gone - well about 10 feet the way he was hitting the 5 wood today - but, alas, failure. A quick-thinking Fragger set-up again as if the aforementioned "whiff" was in fact a practice swing. Another swish and the ball at least made progress towards the hole.
As we walked up I questioned the number of shots and the Computer Geek to the Gentry admitted the miss but didn't want to own up to it in front of the other group.
I let him off as I was about to despatch a second birdie for 4 points to leave him trailing.
Never mind Fragger.
There's always next week.