Scouser
Tour Winner
I guess if they just make me laugh I should keep them to myself, I shall refrain from further attempts at humor in the future
Sorry SB
You are obviously a lot cleverer than me :thup:
For all you folk with children at school........
- Thread starter bobmac
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Sorry SB
You are obviously a lot cleverer than me :thup:
ScienceBoy
Money List Winner
Nope, I am as dumb as the rest of the forum. Apart from Fragger and bobmac of course who are of great intelect.
bobmac
Major Champion
No we're not, we're just the 'old school'
Deadlydan
Assistant Pro
Oi! Who you callin dumb? Step outside!
tarmac
Club Champion
played golf in the summer with a school teacher.he hit a good putt at one hole and the ball finnished on the lip,i said "hard lines just half a roll more" he said "well actualy when you concider the diameter of a golf ball is 1.68inches so the circumfrence is actually over 5inches(c=1.68pi)half a roll is over 2 1/2 inches" ok i thought nuff said
Karl102
Journeyman Pro
Lines are considered to be a bit draconian and if the government inspectors (ofsted) saw them given as a punishment he would be graded inadequate and have his pay and pension cut immediately.... 
As a serial underachiever I found a great way to avoid detention and lines. I just didn't go. Having taken my English Language a year early and got an A and been chucked out of express maths (you automatically got put in if you were doing fast tracked English - never understood the correlation) I lost interest. Add in getting £40pw cahs in hand to be assistant pro at my club and the incentive to school waned. Eventually went back the year after the 5th form and cobbled an advanced O level in English Lit, CSE 1 in maths and 4 other O's mainly from just reading text books
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vkurup
Guest
Bob,,, considering his inability to spell is a reflection of the teachers incompetence.. i think you should spank the teacher with an veasy.. :ears:
Deadlydan
Assistant Pro
Ok I'm gonna go all grammar nazi on your ass and tell you that " v" isn't considered a vowel....
