Osama bin Laden has just released a new tv message to prove he is still alive. He said that the England Team performace on saturday was
completely s***. British intelligence have dismissed the claim, stating that the message could have been recorded anytime in the last 44 years.
I was just playing as England on FIFA World Cup 2010 on the PS3 and was shocked at how realistic it is... Then I realised I'd accidentally turned my controller off.
I can't believe we only managed a draw against a s*** team we should
easily have beaten......I'm ashamed to call myself Algerian.
I went to the Doctors and It turns out I have the Rob Green virus. No
Idea how I caught it.
When ITV HD said showing adverts when England score will never happen
again, I thought they meant they'd fixed a technical problem.
The England team went to visit an orphanage in South Africa this
morning,
"its so good to put a smile on the faces of people with no hope,
constantly struggling, and facing the impossible" said Jamal Omboto,
aged 6.
Fifa have released a statement saying the fan didn't break into the
dressing room after all, but was let in by Rob Green.
What's the difference between Rob Green's spill and BP's spill?
- Robert Green has got a cap for his.
What's the difference between Robert Green and Hitler?
- Hitler only ended the hopes of 6 million people.
Robert Green - The only man to leave Africa with out catching anything
.
Just seen the new Shrek film. Awful. Shrek does nothing for 90 minutes
then has a go at the audience for booing!
I'm shocked at Wayne Rooney's outburst after the Algeria game. Who knew he
could even string a sentence together!
Fabio Capello was wheeling his shopping trolley across the supermarket
car park when he noticed an old lady struggling with her bags of
shopping. He stopped and asked, "Can you manage dear?" To which the old lady
replied,
"No way. You got yourself into this effing mess, don't ask me to sort
it out..."
Fabio Capello told Wayne Rooney to have a long look at himself in the
mirror. Like that's going to improve his confidence?
The FA have launched an inquiry to find out how a fan found his way
into the dressing room. And another enquiry into how Aaron Lennon found his
way into the dressing room.
South Africa police have been concerned about drug dealers,thieves and
drug fiends during the world cup - A spokesman announced that things
should improve when John Terry and his family go home!
completely s***. British intelligence have dismissed the claim, stating that the message could have been recorded anytime in the last 44 years.
I was just playing as England on FIFA World Cup 2010 on the PS3 and was shocked at how realistic it is... Then I realised I'd accidentally turned my controller off.
I can't believe we only managed a draw against a s*** team we should
easily have beaten......I'm ashamed to call myself Algerian.
I went to the Doctors and It turns out I have the Rob Green virus. No
Idea how I caught it.
When ITV HD said showing adverts when England score will never happen
again, I thought they meant they'd fixed a technical problem.
The England team went to visit an orphanage in South Africa this
morning,
"its so good to put a smile on the faces of people with no hope,
constantly struggling, and facing the impossible" said Jamal Omboto,
aged 6.
Fifa have released a statement saying the fan didn't break into the
dressing room after all, but was let in by Rob Green.
What's the difference between Rob Green's spill and BP's spill?
- Robert Green has got a cap for his.
What's the difference between Robert Green and Hitler?
- Hitler only ended the hopes of 6 million people.
Robert Green - The only man to leave Africa with out catching anything
.
Just seen the new Shrek film. Awful. Shrek does nothing for 90 minutes
then has a go at the audience for booing!
I'm shocked at Wayne Rooney's outburst after the Algeria game. Who knew he
could even string a sentence together!
Fabio Capello was wheeling his shopping trolley across the supermarket
car park when he noticed an old lady struggling with her bags of
shopping. He stopped and asked, "Can you manage dear?" To which the old lady
replied,
"No way. You got yourself into this effing mess, don't ask me to sort
it out..."
Fabio Capello told Wayne Rooney to have a long look at himself in the
mirror. Like that's going to improve his confidence?
The FA have launched an inquiry to find out how a fan found his way
into the dressing room. And another enquiry into how Aaron Lennon found his
way into the dressing room.
South Africa police have been concerned about drug dealers,thieves and
drug fiends during the world cup - A spokesman announced that things
should improve when John Terry and his family go home!
