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Considering for Christmas

ArnoldArmChewer

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OK, Santa's packing his sack, thought I might request some or all of these:

Seat for my trolley
Rubber tees on a string
Ball sucker for the end of my putter
Banana holder
Golf boots

Any other suggestions for turning me into a complete Old F**t
 
If you are appraoaching the PING age, you should consider one of these.
Its what all the trendy seniors are using.
Dont look Ethel

[video=youtube;ncjYnLgxyCI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ncjYnLgxyCI[/video]
 
The Title Deeds for your golf club.

Well by the way most of them act I assume that the old duffers at my club own the place.
 
The website was on the box it came in..........that I bought .............as a present........ for a friend........... :o :mmm:

Altering playing characteristics of the club my adding weight... penalty!

Someone seriously sat and thought of that and thought "Here's my route to a fortune" Mind boggling.
 
OK, Santa's packing his sack, thought I might request some or all of these:

Seat for my trolley
Rubber tees on a string
Ball sucker for the end of my putter
Banana holder
Golf boots

Any other suggestions for turning me into a complete Old F**t

Dont forget socks long enough to tuck your trouser bottoms into:thup:
 
If you are appraoaching the PING age, you should consider one of these.
Its what all the trendy seniors are using.
Dont look Ethel

[video=youtube;ncjYnLgxyCI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ncjYnLgxyCI[/video]

My question is this, I can see how you use the No 1 uro club, but how in the hell do you use the No 2's
 
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