Slab
Occasional Tour Caddy
What a rip off, I don't see anything to suggest that's a golf edition watch. If it was a tennis player wearing it instead of a golfer they could call it the tennis edition and change nothing about the watch itself
4 grand wasted!
edit, sorry didint make any suggestion to OP... how about a tat of Matt Kuchar on one calf and a wedge of cash on the other?