Cleveland Golf Club, Sunday 29th January

[Lord Tyrion]

Didn't realise it was a par 3. 166yds, I assume we are going off yellows, is in my dislike distance territory. Hobbit can you arrange for a tail wind so I can go 7 iron please? 1st off and a hybrid when I'm stiff and waddling with a full English could be traumatic

 

[Beezerk]

So what will your [SUP] thinned[/SUP]first [SUP]shank[/SUP] shot be like, 6 iron [SUP]duff[/SUP] perhaps a 7 iron front of the green or [SUP]fat chunk [/SUP]one just past the ladies tee? [SUP]Blob[/SUP]

It will be my stock 6 iron fade/slice into the RH bunker no doubt

 

[snell]

It will be my stock 6 iron fade/slice into the RH bunker no doubt

They don't have fairway bunkers on the par 3s

 

[Beezerk]

they don't have fairway bunkers on the par 3s

pmsl

 

[Hobbit]

Didn't realise it was a par 3. 166yds, I assume we are going off yellows, is in my dislike distance territory. Hobbit can you arrange for a tail wind so I can go 7 iron please? 1st off and a hybrid when I'm stiff and waddling with a full English could be traumatic

Winter mat, for the vertically challenged, is 140yds.

 

[Lord Tyrion]

Winter mat, for the vertically challenged, is 140yds.

:clap: I'll enjoy the drive down much more now. Can still make a hash but the % chance of a total duff has reduced significantly

 

[Hobbit]

:clap: I'll enjoy the drive down much more now. Can still make a hash but the % chance of a total duff has reduced significantly

Its surrounded by bunkers, has a hill to the right - don't miss it on the right, and out of bounds to the left.... other than that, its easy.

 

[Deleted member 16999]

:clap: I'll enjoy the drive down much more now. Can still make a hash but the % chance of a total duff has reduced significantly

Don't worry partner, we're sending Agent Fish out with Hobbit saturday night,

 

[Hobbit]

Don't worry partner, we're sending Agent Fish out with Hobbit saturday night,

Fish? More like Pike from Dad's Army! Hobbits's will leave the Fish a broken man.

 

[2blue]

Fish? More like Pike from Dad's Army! Hobbits's will leave the Fish a broken man.

🤣🤣🤣

 

[huds1475]

Don't worry partner, we're sending Agent Fish out with Hobbit saturday night,

And you get to watch Brian & I knock it on the green first :thup:

No pressure :rofl:

 

[Fish]

All my golf clothes packed, picking up my trolley & bag from the club on route, got 6 pints of milk to consume on the way to line my stomach 🥛 😜

The 🐟 is coming north 🏌️⛳

 

[Fish]

And you get to watch Brian & I knock it on the green first :thup:

No pressure :rofl:

Which green though 🤔 FORE 😂😂

 

[Beezerk]

All my golf clothes packed, picking up my trolley & bag from the club on route, got 6 pints of milk to consume on the way to line my stomach 🥛 😜

The 🐟 is coming north 🏌️⛳

Fish boiled in milk, mmm yummy.
Hope you've packed ur thermals, it's brassic up here.

 

[Fish]

Fish boiled in milk, mmm yummy.
Hope you've packed ur thermals, it's brassic up here.

Nobody's boiling this 🐟, me a Snell are going to rip those 2 Yorkie Puddins a new one 😜😂😂

It's been colder down here all week than up norf, I'm looking forward to some warmer weather to play in 🏌️😎

I hope that wet stuff stays away that's forecast around 3pm and first arrive early.

 

[Lord Tyrion]

Its surrounded by bunkers, has a hill to the right - don't miss it on the right, and out of bounds to the left.... other than that, its easy.

Step 1, don't nobble it off the tee in the first group in front of everyone else. Step 2, I'll worry about that after Step 1. Step 2 doesn't come into the equation at this point.

Don't you worry about my Step 1, you have to survive Fish first of all 😱😂. Go forth Agent Fish.

 

[Hobbit]

1) Hobbit (6) & Huds1475 (19) V Lord T (22) & Pauldj42 (13)

2) Lump (5) & Beezerk (13) V Val (12) & Val Jnr (20)

3) 2blue (10) & Kellfire (16) V Heavy G (12) & Khamelion (20)

4) Splastryagain (5) & 2blue Jeff (20 V Snell (14) & Fish (18)

5) Heavy G Chris (11) & 2Blue Harry (7) V Bozza (14) & HDIDKenny (18)

6) Heavy G Craig (6) & 2blue Neil (12) V Kraxx (12) & Burdo10 (25)

Yorkshire to win the first five matches, and then an honourable half in the last match so that the plastic Geordies don't cry themselves to sleep..

 

[snell]

Yorkshire to win the first five matches, and then an honourable half in the last match so that the plastic Geordies don't cry themselves to sleep..

Don't stand a chance with a half in the last game....we've got out secret weapon "Burdo10"

 

[Hobbit]

Don't stand a chance with a half in the last game....we've got out secret weapon "Burdo10"

Does he score 10 on every hole?

 

[snell]

Does he score 10 on every hole?

Yeah....points