Best Names

Given a choice of name, ever since I was a young un, I've always favoured Conrad Ritblatt, the well known estate agent. It just has a certain ring to it.
 
Eddy Merryweather Junior. 3rd in line to the seat at Roxburgh and a damned fine cricketer to boot. Plays with a cigarillo constantly burning and a female caddy from the Sub Continent...
 
Compo Simmonite
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cos I fancy Nora Batty and look a tad bedraggled :p
 
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