bad reaction to a banana mid round

[bigslice]

was playing a friendly doubles match over at Dundonald. 16.10 tee off. so around the the tenth hole i eat my banana. by the 12th im doubled up in agony. ive a dodgy stomach at the best of times but it really floored me. it was like waves n waves of spasms in my stomach. i was so in need of a comfort break but didnt want to ahem use my irvine golf club towel!!!!!!!!!! i managed to last to the 18th before i ran (legwise and the other lol) to the clubhouse for relief.

we won the match but i dont remember taking part.

i hate bananas and yes i did climb goatfell dressed as bananaman, ooo the irony.


and on the normally 15 minute drive home, someone at North Ayrshire Council decided to close the bypass and divert through kilwinning which was already got roads closed. so 50 minutes later i got back to MY throne

 

[bladeplayer]

Ya do know its ok to NOT share all golfing stories , dont you although this smiley might be more apt ha >:mmm:

 

[bigslice]

Ya do know its ok to NOT share all golfing stories , dont you although this smiley might be more apt ha >:mmm:

its gud to share

 

[bladeplayer]

its gud to share

Youl not be sharing my towel

 

[Val]

Don't take a banana out tonight then ya donut, i've no bog roll

 

[bigslice]

Don't take a banana out tonight then ya donut, i've no bog roll

never again wae bananas, see you the nite

 

[Fader]

Sometimes you read thread that literally scars your retinna as you can't remove the image!...

I feel dirty!

 

[Beezerk]

Did you slice it first?

I'm here all week.

 

[Foxholer]

Bit of a "didn't need to know" thread!

That must have been a really rapid reaction! Or are you a slow player? It may well not have been the banana that was the cause - just the last item consumed, which often gets the blame. Then again, you may actually be allergic to bananas and your 'hatred' of them merely an unconscious reflection.

 

[upsidedown]

Bit of a "didn't need to know" thread!

That must have been a really rapid reaction! Or are you a slow player? It may well not have been the banana that was the cause - just the last item consumed, which often gets the blame. Then again, you may actually be allergic to bananas and your 'hatred' of them merely an unconscious reflection.

That's what I thought too. If you're allergic to latex you are allergic to bananas apparently . Might be worth getting a test done.

 

[chrisd]

Did you play crap?

 

[bigslice]

Sometimes you read thread that literally scars your retinna as you can't remove the image!...

I feel dirty!

it could have been a whole lot worse but great muscle control saved the day

 

[Khamelion]

Did you play crap?

Nah he was just going through the motions

You'll have to add a new element to your swing, backswing, clench, downswing and remember the clench at the top, otherwise you might get more than you barginned for on the follow through.